I think I've finally figured something out. It's been mentioned here a few times, and I am fully on board:
Berliner Weisse.It's my "go to" for sampling new brands now, and I think I've really enjoyed every new one I've tried. Each one I've tried has been pretty much the same profile:
VERY crisp
Very light
Very bubbly
Not hoppy at ALL
Medium sour finish, more lemony than vinegar to my tongue. Juicy.
Tried a few recently that were really nice for my tastes:
Stone White Geist
North Coast Brewing Berliner Weisse Tart Cherry
The North Coast offering was pink in color, and I was hoping it was not sweet. On a 92 degree summer day, sitting outside at a block party, I cracked one open, and after the first taste, i thought to myself "So glad I didn't bring all of them." I would have been trashed. I could drink as many of these as there are. Just EASY, light, slight tang, a barely noticeable trace of sweet - almost PERFECT balance of sweet to fruitiness, like "Is there a hint of sugar in this, or is it just the tart cherry I'm tasting." I'm hitting the Woodman's in Kenosha this week, and buying ALL of it.
I'd be surprised if most beer lovers thought this stuff is horrible. My palate is not a beer palate, but I like what I like.
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