Well, I am pretty sure I am admitting to larceny, but my neighbor had one of these (Chicken of the Woods, aka Sulfur Shelf Mushrooms) hanging off the base of a tree in the parkway. I was looking for that blow-my-mind moment that comes from trying new foodstuffs,and the fact that I didn't really know my neighbor wasn't going to get in the way of that. I reasoned that they probably were as squeamish as most folks about eating unknown fungi. And heck, isn't there some rule about the parkway being public property? My brother-in-law was encouraging, in that way that showed he was more interested in finding out what would happen than he was in my having a great experience. Add in my golden rule -- it is easier to ask for forgivness than permission -- and after a week or so of ogling it, I waltzed across the street with a butcher knife and hacked it off.
The thing was probably a couple pounds of fungi lobes arranged vertically on top of one another. The edges were orange and the bottom of each shelf was bright yellow. It smelled kinda. . . . mushroomy. Firm but with a rubbery give, somewhere between a white mushroom stem and a fake wine cork. I cut the thing into 3/4 inch cubes, threw it in a skillet with half a stick of butter and let it saute for a bit. Few cloves of garlic, some finely chopped rosemary, salt, pepper, and the kitchen was smelling great. They sucked up the butter so I added another couple tbls. They sucked up that and I decided I would deglaze with some leftover white wine. About 20 min into the cooking I decided to taste. Kinda mushroomy (with a bit of the wild mushroom funk), kinda chickeny, and the flavors I added worked well with it. . . the problem was the texture. It was definately meaty, but overcooked-turkey-breast meaty. It was dense and dry and stringy, with fibers looking and acting exactly like overcooked white-meat.
I decided to let the sucker stew for a bit covered. Adding water as needed, I let them go for about 3 hours. Getting better but it still wasn't what I hoped for, the toothsome sauted mushroom. I would have eaten it, but I had a great backup meal planned. The texture just wasn't doing it for me, so after a couple bites, into the compost bin it went. After reading this post, it looks like I pitched somewhere between $32 and $320 worth of mushrooms.
Here is what I learned:
- Slice a Chicken of the Woods THINLY. This thing has meat-like fibers that need a head start breaking up. Even a very fine dice might be good.
- Use lots of butter. Why not?
- Use lots of liquid. It'll take a bit of a braise. I would recomend stock to reinforce the umami quotient, maybe a hit of wine. Like tofu, I got the impression that CotW would showcase the flavors surrounding it.
- Hammond's soup idea would be perfect for this fungi. Blitzed in the food processor, cooked with plenty of butter, stock and cream, it would make a great dish.
Let's see if it grows back.
Today I caught that fish again, that lovely silver prince of fishes,
And once again he offered me, if I would only set him free—
Any one of a number of wonderful wishes... He was delicious! - Shel Silverstein