Just got back. Miss Chitown and I had an absolute blast. This is definitely
the spot for proper tiki drinks in Chicago.
Being fanatics—we've been mixing Donn Beach, Trader Vic and Beachbum Berry classics for a while now—we had very high expectations and Three Dots definitely delivered on all fronts. Drink quality, mood and service were all excellent.
What we had:
Jet Pilot
Tropic of Thistle
Mai Tai
Lonely Island
Jungle BirdNow, I make a nasty Jet Pilot that I'd put against anybody's but Three Dots had me tied up. This is one of my test drinks—along with a '34 Zombie—and I use it as a barometer to see where the bartenders are at. This one was just beautifully balanced with the rums, juices, syrups and bitters coming through all on their own. The freshness of the juices really popped and the quality of the rums really shine through. I could taste the smoky notes of the Lemon Hart 151 even though they pre-blend all the rums so I'm not 100% certain that's what they used. (Although, I'd bet a bottle of Lemon Hart that's what Paul is using.)
Where Three Dots really delivers is on the garnish and presentation. Tiki is really all about fun and having a good time. Well, fun, and garnishing the hell out of everything and lighting it on fire. (I have a t shirt that says something similar.) The garnishes are really over the top and we were treated to a few "special" on the fly garnishes that really impressed me.
My only concern—and hopefully this is something that will fade over time—is the number of "bro's" that were in house. Lots of patrons who had no idea what tiki is about, what a proper tiki drink is, nor did they care. The small group next to us was comparing Three Dots to The Underground and we actually saw vodka sodas being ordered as they scoped the place for "hot chicks." Definitely a first for us in a tiki bar setting.
Anyways, when we left the bar was about six or seven deep behind us and getting a drink was quite a wait unless you were actually seated on a stool. Our bartender was an absolute pro through the whole mess and I can't wait until the masses get this out of their system so I can return and enjoy the blending of fine rums and more personal service. She really made the experience a 10/10.
(On a side note, we picked up four really cool custom mugs along with a half dozen garnish/swizzle sticks for the collection. You can purchase any of their mugs for $15 outright and they will be phasing in new ones all the time. Most of them are from Tiki Farm—which sell for $15 direct—but I noticed they had some special editions or out of production mugs that are a little harder to find for you collectors. Plus, you save shipping. I can't see leaving this place without taking home a few mugs every time. But then again we're fanatics and have a whole cabinet full of customs.)
Super cool place. I'm already planning a return trip.