A Saturday Night Road trip to Milwaukee with friends for the Braves-Brewers Game led me to ponder what's good and bad in major league ballparks around the country. Here are some of my experiences:
Miller Park, Milwaukee: This is an architecturally spectacular ballpark without a bad seat in the house. The food was some of the worst major league ballpark food that I have ever eaten. Bland Brats, a still somewhat frozen corn dog, and a Gorman's pork sandwich (bland canned tasting pork doused with ketchup on a Gonella type roll). The food ain't cheap (the corn dog was $3.50). Beer is $6 bucks for one of those 16 oz plastic bottle of MGD or Miller Light. There is a Leinenkugels stand within the stadium that we didn't try. On a scale of 1 to 10, I give Milwaukee a disappointing 2.
US Cellular Field, Chicago: The best ballgame food can be found outside the gates in the neighborhood surrounding the park. However, once inside, there is a decent selection of dogs, polish and burgers. There's a great selection of beers in the Cell(for a ballpark) and the service is friendly. I give the Cell a 5 on a scale of 10. If you ever get a chance to sit in the "Scout Seats", by all means do. Your ticket includes a buffet dinner an hour and a half before the game (it's not bad) and an open bar until the end of the seventh inning. The tickets are expensive with a face value of $170. I've been able to negotiate last minute deals for them at $100 on Craig's List.
Wrigley Field, Chicago: There are two things that save Wrigley from total disaster as a ballpark eating destination: A good selection of beers and those grilled Chicago Dogs that you get on the second level walking up to the Bleachers. If it wasn't for those two things, even with a new food vendor this year, I'd give Wrigley a 1. Because of the beer and grilled dogs, it gets a 4.
Pac Bell Field, San Francisco: This may be the Nirvana of ballparks for fatasses like myself. The food outfield concession has been turned over to a number of local restaurants who keep the selection interesting and easy. The Gilroy Garlic Fries, available throughout the stadium, are the star of the show. Other choice include jerk chicken and pork as well as mission burritos-all in the outfield. A good selection of local microbrews is readily available for your consumption. A solid 8 on the ball park 10 scale.
Yankee Stadium, New York: I think that the Boss operates this park under the theory that he's going to sell out whether his concessions are good or bad. The beer is expensive ($6.50), the selection is poor. The food is worse. The only redeeming factor is the Yankee dog which gets some of its flavor from the vendors thumb touching it as he hands it to you. 3.
Shea Stadium, New York: This is a discussion of major league parks. Thus, New York's red headed stepchild of ballparks will not be discussed.
Camden Yards: Three words Boog Powell's Barbeque. I haven't been to the Yards in several years. I hope for my sale that Boogs is still there.
It 's barbeque beef sandwich is the single best Ballpark food item I have ever eaten. 6.
Turner Field, Atlanta: It holds a special place in my heart because it is the only Park in America where one can buy Chic Fil A sandwiches. They usually sell out by the third inning (which is when most of the spoiled Braves' fans go home). The beer selection is somewhat mundane. But, then again, your average Georgian's taste in beer is somewhat mundane. I'll give Teddy's Field of Dreams a 5 (for the Chic Fil A).
Dodger Stadium, Los Angeles: I never understood the adoration with the Dodger Dog. It's basically a really big, really tasteless hot dog. Being the Mr. Fancypants that I am, I usually convince a lawyer that I do business with to buy me dinner in the stadium club before the game. That way, I can just suck down a few beers and watch the most boring team in baseball.
So, give me your ballpark opinions.