Just returned from a week in Buenos Aires, first time there and loved it. Very interesting place. All that past wealth and exuberance, faded into a splendid decay after decades of economic chaos. Kind of a chilling foreboding of what our great cities might look like a hundred years from now.
First day was spent in San Telmo, taking in the market at Plaza Dorrego. Great people watching from a cafe seat, we were royally entertained by this wizened busker with a squeezebox, age 5 going on 50. He was like some old Vegas comedian who'd been doing the same schtick for the jamokes from Iowa for years:

Lunch was at a parilla, the nearby La Brigada. Food was good and the atmosphere is lively. You'll find provoletta on every parilla menu. This is an Argentine saganaki made from provolone, except no flames or opahs. Delicious, scarfed most of this down before I got the camera out. I had the waiters choose the wine everywhere we went. A little Spanish helps a lot here, the wait staff's English isn't nearly as good in BA as it is in Europe. I just asked them to recommend a good vino tinto at mas y menos cinquenta or sesenta pesos, they'd usually come out with some nice reserva malbec or a blend that was ready to drink:

La Brigada makes a big show of splitting their bife de ojo (ribeye) with a spoon tableside to show how tender the meat is. Our poor waiter was sawing away like the devil with a big soup spoon, but he eventually got it done. We also split the entraña (skirt steak). Both were wonderfully beefy, but definitely chewy despite the demonstration with the spoonsaw:

Really nice meal and the bill came to 300 pesos (~$75) total with wine and tip. That seemed to be the going rate at just about every restaurant we ate at, the food was a real bargain given the quality.
We stayed at the Park Tower Hotel on the Plaza San Martin. This is a Starwood property, connected to the Sheraton Convention Center. Really liked this hotel, great staff and one of the nicest Starwoods we've stayed at. After many long days marching around sightseeing, on most nights we wanted to eat somewhere walking distance from the hotel. A combination of the Timeout Buenos Aires, the Guia Oleo (the BA version of Zagats,
http://www.guiaoleo.com.ar/), and our concierge Gustavo kept us well fed. A real winner was Tancat, a tapas bar nearby. Cool room, decked out in brothel red. All the basic tapas on the menu, I particularly enjoyed the papas bravas and gambas al ajillo

Another favorite near the hotel was El Establo, a classic old parilla. Multiple rooms, very brightly lit and tiled in hospital white. Very lively, mostly regulars who seemed to be workers getting off their shift. I had the mollejas (sweetbreads, pounded thin and grilled) which were delicious. I'm not a huge fan of organ meats, but hey - when in Rome, but these were wow good. My wife had the bife de chorizo (sirloin), which was also great, and even she liked the mollejas. I liked this place better than La Brigada:

Another day was spent in La Boca, a rather run down part of town which is also home to the picturesque tourist attraction El Caminito, a stretch of primary-colored zinc shacks. Women here are of low morals, you can just sweep them off their feet and break into an impromptu tango

La Boca is also the locale of La Bombonera, the Yankee Stadium of BA and home pitch of the Boca Juniors. Adolf Eichmann scratched out a living raising rabbits in a shed in his back yard in a house next to the street car tracks here on nearby Garibaldi Street before the Mossad interrupted his humble existence


A good Italian restaurant is also in the neighborhood, Il Materrello. Local hangout, very busy and a quite prosperous crowd hung out there, considering the environs. Kind of like going to Heart of Italy on South Oakley. Nice Italian food, every table seemed to be ordering the antipasto plate and pasta carbonara - hey, why not? I had both and it was the right call, carbonara was very eggy. My wife had the funghi risotto, which was even better than my pasta.

Cuisine in BA is very cosmopolitan, you don't have to limit yourself to parilla and empanadas. We also had a decent pizza at El Guerrin by the Plaza del Republica. A Peruvian dinner at guia oleo's highly rated Sipan was disappointing, they were going for a Peruvian/Japanese fusion thing but didn't pull it off. Their signature tacu tacu main (hard to describe, like an omelet with an oily rice/bean envelope instead of eggs folded around a tasteless blob of shellfish) was an inedible mess and the ceviche was way too tart. I should have listened to Gustavo, he gave me a pretty indifferent meh when I suggested it. We had a decent lunch at Cluny, a chi-chi modern cuisine place in Palermo Viejo with a menu you could've found in any hip place in Chicago, NY or SF. One of our favorite dinners was at Brasserie Petanque in San Telmo. Classic bistro/brasserie menu served up in a room that could've been dropped in from the Left Bank

Some very cool bars also. Dada Bistro was near our hotel, small cozy bar where a hipper-than-thou inked to the max bartender can shake you up an excellent martini. The food is also supposed to be very good there but we didn't get to try it

Some of the old hotel bars are very cool also. The Marriott on the Plaza San Martin is a classic, very reminiscent of the Redwood Bar in the Clift Hotel in SF. Very woody and clubby, no windows, had an interesting talk there with an IMF banker who was in town putting the screws to the Argentine government

One of my favorite pastimes when traveling is trying to find the most expensive Bloody Mary in town. The bar at the Alvear Palace Hotel fit the ticket, my wife's Grey Goose bloody tipped the scales at 110 pesos (~$30). But the winner and still champion is the Mandarin Oriental Hotel Bar in Knightsbridge in London a few years ago - that one was 30 bloody British Pounds. Here's a close up of this beauty, and a surreptitious photo of someone who I suspect is a deposed strongman from Paraguay.


What else? Oh yes, the Cafe Tortoni is the most renowned coffee house in town. We got there at 4pm and there were 15 people ahead of us, took us 20 minutes to get in - I don't like waiting in line for anything, but whatever. Then we get in and it's not even 3/4 full. Couldn't believe they're pulling that Manhattan velvet rope BS game at a coffee house of all places. Then once inside all seats are occupied by tourists taking pictures and running around the place taking more pictures. So you can come in and take a picture of a tourist taking a picture, very meta. But I must admit that despite the tourist trap nature of the place I had a piece of torta (like a Schwarzwelder Kirsch Torte) that was magnificent.

Another tourist trap was Cabaña Las Lilas on the glitzy Puerto Madero, BA's answer to Navy Pier. We were flying out that night so we had a late lunch/early dinner at 4pm, hoping to beat the crowds because they don't accept reservations. Even at that off hour they made us wait in the anteroom 20 minutes before seating us in the half empty dining room. To be fair they did give us a complimentary glass of sparkling wine, but still c'mon. The sommelier suggested a wine that was magnificent, - a 2006 Fabre Montmayou Grand Vin, Lujande Cuvo (Mendoza), a Bordeaux blend. Steaks were great, but they cost triple what I spent at other not-cheap parillas in town. But, as I said to my wife, the famous places might be touristy but years later you might be sitting at home watching some travel show and they're in BA and they have the obligatory shot of Cafe Tortoni or Cabaña Las Lilas and you can go, "Hey look, we ate there!" Just like Hot Doug's.
I'd highly recommend this city, very interesting place great friendly people and fun eating. Can't beat the prices and there's no time zone jet lag, pop an Ambien and boom you're there.