You know, I have been to Burt's many times, and have broken these supposed "rules" many times. I have never found Burt and Sharon to be unreasonable or "autocratic". Maybe I am lucky, or maybe I am just more thick skinned than others. I have even broken the one actual rule on a couple of occasions, by failing to "order in advance". One time, Sharon said we may not be able to get a pizza, but checked with Burt and he said he could swing it. The other time, we were told to come back in an hour, so we did some shopping in Niles and came back. Both times, I told Sharon I would understand if she turned us away. I have seen Sharon get a little flustered when they are busy, quite understandable. I have also seen Burt be a little cranky and cantankerous, but given his age and how hard he works, that is also quite understandable. I guess it is how one interprets certain gestures and body language. I suppose each person has their own level of tolerance, but I wonder if sometimes people don't read too much into a sigh or roll of the eyes and overreact, aggravating the situation. I usually fall on the side of compassion, and just assume somebody might be having a bad day, so I try to be as easy going as possible. Regardless, I for one, am not anxious to see Burt retire and am grateful each time I can enjoy his remarkable skills until he decides to do so. I am quite happy to put up with the occasional quirkiness in return. I can understand if somebody doesn't think the quality to grumpiness ratio is worth it, and recognize that they, as a customer, have the right to not patronize the place, just as Burt, as the business owner, has the right to behave any way he pleases. Anyhow, if you are trying to decide whether or not to try Burt's, please do not rely on other people's opinions and experiences (mine included), possibly depriving yourself of the opportunity to try Burt's unique product. Besides, it is just a pizza. Unlike Alinea or elsewhere, a meal at Burt's is not a major investment. You can always leave if you can't tolerate the attitude (or just get the pizza to go).
One last note, those pans get extremely hot. I fully understand why an establishment might frown on customers helping themselves to refills, but I can't recall anyone ever being chastised for doing so. I tried to remember if I had actually ever done this at Burt's, and realized that I have never had the need. It seems that Sharon (or Mr. Roadhouse) is always vigilant when it comes to refilling empty plates.