The one at Clark & Division.
1) ChocoVine - "The taste of dutch chocolate and fine red wine" per the label. "The number one selling chocolate wine in America" per the ChocoVine website. 14% ABV. Made in Holland. I would have thought "ugh", but internet reviews seem to be essentially positive. For this sort of thing (favorable comparisons to Bailey's, etc.).
2) White Lightning Moonshine. White corn whiskey from Firefly Distillery, Wadmalaw Island, South Carolina. 100.7 proof, comes in a mason jar. Again, looks like pretty good reactions from various whiskey review blogs & such.
I have not tried either of these but can't help wondering if a White Lightning Manhattan would work.
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