I had passed by Captain Porky's for years of visits to my favorite beaches at Illinois Beach State Park, and suffered instead from the fast food ministrations of Wendy's, Taco Bell or Burger King. But after reading posts titled
Sailing the High Seas with Captain Porky and
Places I really should go and
Lobster Roll, I did, and I haven't been disappointed. I still do stop by the Culvers that opened a couple years ago, mainly because they serve
less food for the buck.
Yeah, sure, I could just order 1/4 lb of any of the more than two dozen seafood items or smoked and other meats, but their combo dinner, at $7.99, is an amazing deal: two meats/seafoods, garlic red or french fried potatoes, greens or slaw, and a roll or occasionally cornbread. Lugging this groaning styrofoam container to a picnic table at IBSP, I've often found it's just way too much food to finish, especially if the smoked pork shoulder is part of the equation.
Dino should be as much a treasured natural resource as Illinois Beach State Park (the first nature preserve in the US, by the way). To manage good smoked meats is tough. To perfect fried foods is at least as hard. To do both, and provide friendly conversation, kitchy decor filled with alligators, a nice supply of (non-alcoholic) beverages, and fresh fish too? Almost too good to be true, like a practically-secluded beach just minutes from the north shore.
Note that this is
not a restaurant by the even lax definitions: There's a counter to order from, OK, not too different from other fish shacks, but a decided and complete lack of tables and chairs, not even a ledge to perch your food on. Take it across the street and enjoy the beach (and be sure to bring your trash back to a can).
The fried gulf shrimp are solid and succulent, none of the watery mushy stuff I've occasionally had elsewhere. Fried to a hard crisp cornmeal shell on the outside, without flaw. And the french fries are no slouch either: double-fried steak fries crisp on the outside leaving just a puffy interior.
The Captain provides two sauces (hot and mild) for the smoked goods -- or none if you prefer -- including a pretty good hot link, ribs, tips and shoulder. I've had the tips, links and shoulder, and I'd go back for any of them.
But wait, there's more. He has cheese, from his own local goats (also good fried). And alligator meat (no not from his own local gators - yes I asked).
From a search of this site, it appears that Cathy2 does a lot of her shopping here, buying (or at least verifying one can buy)
Alligator,
Frog's Legs,
Soft Shelled Crabs,
Fresh duck, chicken and quail eggs and
Whole Pig Call to verify they have stuff, from the varying paper signs I see taped up I'm guessing a lot is seasonal or by special order, and Zion is a shlep and a half.
Closed early June, 2010:
Captain Porky's Inc
39210 N Sheridan Rd
Zion, IL
Phone: (847) 872-4460
Open June, 2010:
Captain Porky's - established 1984
US 41 & Wadsworth Road
38995 Route 41
Wadworth, IL
Phone: 847/360-7460
Fax: 847/360-7461
http://www.CaptainPorky.com
What is patriotism, but the love of good things we ate in our childhood?
-- Lin Yutang