So I had to take the younger son out for lunch. Naturally, I thought here was my chance to try Cafe Nhu Hoa. The only question was, do I feed him McDonald's before he refuses to eat anything at Nhu Hoa, or after? Then inspiration struck. I'd never actually eaten at Gene & Jude's-- driven by and given up when I saw the length of the line, yes, but not actually eaten there. (To be honest, the anti-ketchup bias of the place always kind of put me off, I don't believe in hot dogs and mustard alone, it brings back the bologna and mustard sandwiches I had to make by the thousands when I volunteered on blood drives in high school.) So what the heck, even though I was sure I'd vote for it, just based on reputation, now I could do so actually knowing for myself.
When they say "minimalist hot dog stand," they mean minimalist. What's with tamales being the only other thing on the menu? And has anyone ever ordered one?
"Prison-like," someone once described it. Yes, I spent my time in line with the unshakable conviction that when I got to the head of the line, I would be told that I needed a Form 206a (Request For Tubular Meat Products) filled out, notarized and stamped at the office on Touhy before I could submit my Form 1077-D (Authorization To Enjoy Heated Comestibles).
Please remove shoes and any metallic objects and place them in the deep fat fryer.
Yeah, I know it looks exactly like Gary's picture. They only make one thing at the frickin' place, what do you want, a picture of the tamale? Believe me, they have a picture of it on the wall, you don't want a picture of it.
But okay, yeah, I get it now. It's a 30s style hot dog, it's not just mustard alone, the relish provides the note of necessary sweetness that makes the dog a total taste symphony, the dog has a skin so thick it's almost unnerving to bite through, the fries pick up a little onion flavor (good) and mustard (less good) and thank Jude they're fresh cut because frozen fries with no ketchup would be too sad to eat, but these are good enough to eat without it. Gene & Jude's. Any color you want as long as it's black. Atmosphere to renew your driver's license by. But yeah, a great Chicago dog, and a great Chicago(land) dog stand.