Bill,
How about brat calzone?
Brat calzone, how the heck does one come up with brat calzone? Wellll, 'bout 7-8 years ago we had a brat theme BBQ. The words I live by are Nothing says Excess like Excess which the brat party followed to the letter. Suffice to say one does not need 28-lbs of brats for 24-people. Even after giving each man, woman and child a brat or 4 to take home we still had a ridiculous amount of brats leftover.
First day went smooth, brat and eggs for breakfast, brat on a bun for lunch and brat stir-fry for dinner. Day two started off swell, brat omelet with cheddar for breakfast, tomato, brat and onion salad for lunch, but started to bog down a bit at brat risotto for dinner.
By day three I was getting (very) dirty looks from my bride, but still we slugged down cheezy brat bake for lunch and brats with polenta for dinner.
Day 4 of our leftover brat marathon will be forever etched in my mind as the day I realized that looks could, in fact, not kill, because if they could I'd be dead as a doornail. The penetrating look of death my wife gave me as we sat down to our dinner of brat calzone was enough to curdle my blood. At that point I, finally, got the message and tossed out the remaining brats.
My wife, to this day, still won't eat a brat. In fact, she cringes at the mere mention. This is particularly tough on me, being a born and raised Wisconsinite, but is an idiosyncrasy I can live with.
Now, you want to hear the story of how we ate miso soup every morning for a year and a half?
I'll follow with my patented brat recipe.
Enjoy,
Gary
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G Wiv's Brats
I grew up in Wisconsin, the home of the Brat. The key is to use a fresh brat, never a precooked one and to simmer them in beer and spices before smoking or grilling.
Loose Recipe for Brats:
5-lbs of Fresh Brats, take a fork and poke* holes in them, 28 holes per brat to be exact, and you must use a 3-pronged fork.
Beer to cover** the amount of Brats you will be simmering and 9 extra for the chef to drink.
7 fresh garlic cloves smashed with the side of a large knife, not chopped just smashed.
3 quartered onions
1 to 6 oz of hot sauce
Any other spices you want to toss in. I have found there is a direct correlation between the amount of beer you have drunk and the amount and variety of different spices that you will put into the simmering liquid.
Simmer, do not boil, the brats in the beer, garlic, onions and hot sauce for 30 minutes. Turn off heat and let sit in mixture for at least 1 hour. This allows the brats to absorb the flavors of the beer, onions, garlic and hot sauce. If the brats rest for over an hour refrigerate.
Grill over a moderate fire.
Serve on Brat buns, somewhat like a French roll, with Koops horseradish mustard, chopped onions and hot pickled peppers, peppers are optional.
If you want to jazz up the brats a bit, pour off all but 1/2-cup of the remaining brat liquid, simmer until the onions are soft and beer is evaporated. When liquid is evaporated add butter and caramelize onions.
When onions are caramelized add mustard, preferably Koops, and stir. The mixture should come together nicely.
Note:
* There is some controversy as to the efficacy of poking holes in the brat. I feel that a few holes allow the beer/onion/hotsauce to be absorbed by the brats, others contend the holes cause the brat to dry out during the grilling stage. YMMV
** It is not necessary to use all beer, half water, half beer is perfectly acceptable outside of Wisconsin.
Enjoy,
Gary Wiviott
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