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    Post #1 - January 20th, 2020, 3:54 pm
    Post #1 - January 20th, 2020, 3:54 pm Post #1 - January 20th, 2020, 3:54 pm
    Tired of hearing about Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Candle Smells Like My Vagina"? Shift your disbelief over to Paris Hilton as she makes lasagna.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayImIgdgLEI

    Handy hint: too much salt? Moisten a towel and dab the meat.*

    *Actually, this might work...though after you've cleaned off the excess salt, it seems kind of crazy to add more, as Ms. Paris does.

    Oh, and also always stay hydrated.
    "Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins
  • Post #2 - January 20th, 2020, 4:11 pm
    Post #2 - January 20th, 2020, 4:11 pm Post #2 - January 20th, 2020, 4:11 pm
    Haven't watched her since her sex tape.
    "In pursuit of joys untasted"
    from Giuseppe Verdi's La Traviata
  • Post #3 - January 20th, 2020, 4:16 pm
    Post #3 - January 20th, 2020, 4:16 pm Post #3 - January 20th, 2020, 4:16 pm
    Jazzfood wrote:Haven't watched her since her sex tape.


    Both productions are of similar value.
    "Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins
  • Post #4 - January 21st, 2020, 9:03 am
    Post #4 - January 21st, 2020, 9:03 am Post #4 - January 21st, 2020, 9:03 am
    There is an amusing take down at the Guardian:

    'Spoons are so brutal!' Paris Hilton's cooking show is a rare work of comic genius
    Cathy2

    "You'll be remembered long after you're dead if you make good gravy, mashed potatoes and biscuits." -- Nathalie Dupree
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  • Post #5 - January 23rd, 2020, 6:53 pm
    Post #5 - January 23rd, 2020, 6:53 pm Post #5 - January 23rd, 2020, 6:53 pm
    David Hammond wrote:Both productions are of similar value.


    Several ways to interpret that one. Maybe she'll do a show about the salted, cured, meats with Jason Alexander.
    We cannot be friends if you do not know the difference between Mayo and Miracle Whip.
  • Post #6 - January 23rd, 2020, 8:42 pm
    Post #6 - January 23rd, 2020, 8:42 pm Post #6 - January 23rd, 2020, 8:42 pm
    I'm of the opinion that she knows damned well what she's doing, and I find it hilarious.

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