Tired of hearing about Gwyneth Paltrow's "This Candle Smells Like My Vagina"? Shift your disbelief over to Paris Hilton as she makes lasagna.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayImIgdgLEIHandy hint: too much salt? Moisten a towel and dab the meat.*
*Actually, this might work...though after you've cleaned off the excess salt, it seems kind of crazy to add more, as Ms. Paris does.
Oh, and also always stay hydrated.
"Don't you ever underestimate the power of a female." Bootsy Collins