Hey LTH - I don't often post here but I browse all the time for recommendations and used the several threads on eating in Italy to research before our trip. Thanks so much to all those who gave advice - we definitely used quite a bit of it as you'll see in the rather long post that follows. I originally wrote this in a journal book during our train rides in between cities, but typed it up when we got back and added the pictures. Hope you enjoy.
Italian Food Blog Entry 1: RomeThe meals we ate in Rome were inconsistent to a degree, but overall good. We really only ate one "great" meal along with a few "okay" meals.
The first cuisine we sampled after waking up at 2pm on Tuesday was corner store pizza, a block from our hotel. The place was called "Pizza House," and advertised "Hot Pizza, Cold Drinks, Italian Specialty #1 Pizza"
Score!! A hotel only a block away from the #1 pizza joint in all of Rome? Thank you, Easytobook.com! We split a slice, cut rectangularly and sold by the gram with a large, thin slice of salami on it. Pretty damn good actually. Hot, greasy, topped with cured meat - just like I like my men.
Dinner that night was based on survival, and not taste - as we desperately needed sustenance after a long day of walking in the grueling Roman sun. We found a place near the Jewish Ghetto, a few blocks from Piazza Venezia. Here we go! My first taste of highly anticipated Italian gnocchi. I decided to go with the meat sauce. Hmmm...whats this? Hard? Chewy?...and a sauce, very familiar....Denty Moore? Boyardee? the hell!? The gnocchi I get from Target is better than this crap. What a let down. The bruschetta was actually rather memorable - shaved salty prosciutto and thick gooey mozzarella.

Clean plate club!

Day Two: Good Lord, find me some of this phenomenal Italian cooking that everyone raves about! How many more meals must I endure before I experience gourmet Italian bliss? At least one more, would be the answer. We spent a good half hour in search of a place I'd read about on here: Cacio e Pepe, something in the vicinity northeast of the Vatican, where I was to have a veritable orgasm of pasta carbonera. But after said 30 minutes of searching, our feet were tired, our belly's empty, and our new wives totally pissed off at us. Corner pizza, it would have to be. We tried one w/ potato topping and one w/ prosciutto. Pretty good, I guess. Taste's like yesterdays.
At night, we walked across Ponte Cisto and Isola Tiber (a bridge, and then island in the middle of the Tiber river) to the neighborhood of Trastevere. After 15 min of searching for another LTH rec, Dar Poeta, we finally found it (yay!) and were seated inside (boo!) b/c of the long weight to dine al fresco. We didn't even really want pizza again so we got right back up and went to the first place w/ a menu we liked on Via La Scala called (get this) La Scala. Would this random, average looking Trattoria be the meal I had been waiting for? I wasn't optimistic. Antipasti was first (not primi, at it's name would indicate - thats actually the pasta course) and we chose the most interesting thing on the menu: Potato souffle with asparagus, bacon and ewe's milk cheese. All those awesome words - this had to be it, right? YES! HOLY SHIT! FIREWORKS! A frigging explosion of awesome flavors in my mouth. Fresh, juicy asparagus (I dont even like asparagus!), rich, salty hearty, CUBED bacon, and sharp, tasty cheese from a (an?) ewe that was likely milked by Saint Peter himself all combined to make the best appetizer I've ever had.
Move over, Chili's awesome blossom.
Did I mention there were also potatoes? And fresh, tasty, pita-like foccacia, brushed w/ olive oil and rosemary (for dippin'!).

But it didnt end there. Ohhh no. Time to try gnocchi again. This time in a cream sauce, w/ smoked, melted mozzarella and shaved black truffles. This, simply put, was the best pasta dish I've ever had (move over, Olive Garden manicotti?). The gnocchi didn't even need the extra stuff on it. It was fresh and soft and melted right in my mouth. But the cream and mozz and truffles? Heaven. If I'm ever on death row, I'm pretty sure this would be my last meal. And all from an unassuming little place on a side street in Trastavere.
Oh, and Lauren had some lobster thing she really liked.

Day 3: A Tale of Two Carboneras.
Back when I was 23, I worked at an Italian place near Madison that served a carbonera dish of fettuccine noodles, alfredo, bacon and peas. I loved it. Here, every time I see the dish on a menu, its described as: spaghetti, egg & bacon. Online pictures of it had me swooning so it was time to break from my all gnocchi, all pizza diet to try something new. Something with more bacon. We found a nice enough looking place near the Spanish Steps after an awesome, enlightening morning at Galleria Borghese.
The description of my carbonera should have been thus: Spaghetti, EGGGGGG (egg), bacon fat. Imagine, if you will, a plate of pasta that someone accidentally dropped Egg Drop Soup onto and that was this dish. Sound disgusting? It wasn't, actually - it was pretty decent, further cementing my theory that you can add Chinese food to anything and it wont be bad. Where do I sign up for calzones stuffed with Gen Tzo's chicken?
Anyway decent does not = great. And in Italy, for me anyway,not great = disappointing. Lauren had a Neapolitan style pizza with prosciutto that was actually a well above average take on it. Oh, the place was called "Angel Of the World" or something equally pompous.

After a nap (Lauren) back at our hotel and an educational trip to the National Museum of Rome, we were off for a dinner with my very old friend and 1993 Freshman Homecoming Date. Can you imagine making plans w/ someone you haven't seen in 11 years as your paths cross in the middle of freaking Italy? Thanks, Facebook!
Their hotel was near Campo D'Fiori, and since Rick Steves (our guidebook extraordinaire) recommended a place there called "La Carbonera," we braved the 10-15 minutes wait (it was after 10pm!) and sat at a lovely table outside on the piazza - incredible atmosphere.
It was here that we had our first taste of Italian wine. Now, I've always hated red wine. I find it dry and bitter with its only benefits being heartburn, purple teeth, and an almost certain hangover. But I decided that I would go here with an open mind about wine and so I did. Totally worth it. We ordered a giant carafe of house vino rosso and it was pretty damn good. Sweet, flavorful and most importantly went down very easily. Will it replace beer as my favorite alcoholic beverage? Shit, no. But I will enjoy drinking it from here on out (as long as I'm in Italy).
The carbonera here was MUCH better and more along the lines of what I expected (except for the smallish portion size). Penne noodles, egg-y sauce - as opposed to saucey egg, and nice thick pieces of bacon. Not life changing like last night's gnocchi but delicious nonetheless. And you'd be hard pressed to find a better outdoor dining atmosphere than Campo D'Fiori.
Italian Food Entry #2: The Amalfi Coast
While breathtakingly beautiful, the Amalfi Coast is quite the tourist destination, so expecting an incredible meal here seems akin to finding world class dining at the Rainforest Cafe at Rehobeth beach. For instance, most places around Sorrento (where we're based) have cheeseburgers on their menus. But we must eat, and therefore I must blog, non-electronically, of course.
Day One: Lunch was a plate of pesto fettuccine (although it was really papardelle), seafood risotto for Lauren and whole wheat swimming in chopped garlic and olive oil, or as they call it in Italian "garlic bread." Decent fettuccine (papardelle) though, considering we were eating at the Sorrento port, or "porto" before leaving for the Island of Capri.

For dinner, we followed TripAdvisors advice and headed to Ristorante Moonlight. Easy to find due to the THREE signs pointing us to it on the 1/2 kilometer walk to it from our hotel. Greeted in English, we were sat right away in a beautiful outdoor garden. We ordered a bottle of house vino rosso (see, I'm already a connoisseur) and two different antipasti. Before any of that arrived, however, they served us what is apparently an ancient southern Italian staple: little fried balls of dough. I'd had little fried balls of dough before at such Madison, WI trattorias as Jade Garden and China Wok, but these were FAR superior. My antipasi was a variety of salumi: pancetta, speck (bacon), beef carpaccio, all circling around my 2nd sampling of ewe's milk cheese or as the locals (and now me, since I know the name for it) call it: pecorino!

So delicious. Lauren had a caprese salad with some of the freshest, tastiest tomato and mozz yet.

Not having had any gnocchi in nearly 48 hours, I ordered it in gorgonzola for dinner. Far better than night 1, but it didn't hold a candle to night 2. Sure as hell looks good though, dont it?

I think Lauren had seafood risotto again...jeez who orders the same thing over and over?
Because of some promotion with our hotel, we both got to try a small glass of the region's famed "limoncello" made from southern Italys bevy of lemons. I would describe this liquid as 1,000 crushed lemonheads and 2 liters of vodka shrunk down into a tiny double shot glass via that machine from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory.

Neither of us finished it.

Day 2 in the south actually started with some breakfast picked up on the way to the Circumvensuvia Train to Pompeii: a croissant, filled with nutella spread and topped with powdered sugar. Whatever dog excrement tastes like, this was its exact opposite. A pastry that could help you travel back in time or climb a mountain, which ironically were exactly the next two things that we did (Pompeii and Mt Vesuvius).
I wont spend much time on dinner that night as the calzone and lasagna in Sorrento weren't anything you couldn't find just as good versions of in the US. Lauren actually really liked her lasagna but now seems like a good time to mention that her palate isn't nearly as advanced as mine. (Oh yeah, what's a palate?).
We did, however, end the day with some nutella flavored gelatto to bookend our day spent in 79 AD in chocolate awesomeness.
Day 3 found us on a bus taking the VERY wind-y and VERY high up path around the peninsula to Positano, described by something I read as the "gem" of the Amalfi Coast. I've also heard Old Town Gaithersburg described as the "gem" of Gaithersburg but I digress. Positano actually did surpass Sorrento in terms of beautiful vistas, as its almost completely built into the side of several cliffs.
A beautiful wine garden overlooking one of the narrow, winding roads would be the setting for our classiest meal yet: sandwiches that came with with a packet of Kraft mayo, red wine that reminded me why I don't like red wine and an un-bussed table next to us being pecked at by an ominous looking gang of pigeons. I called the big one "Bitey"

A rainy afternoon forced us to leave Positano early, this time in an expensive-ass hired car (due to my newly developed High Anxiety) and our awesome driver, Poppi, recommended a place nearby our hotel for pizza. Imagine our chagrin when we couldnt find pizza anywhere on the menu!! Imagine our double chagrin when just seconds after ordering other menu items, we saw delicious looking pizza after delicious looking pizza leave the kitchen destined for other peoples tables!! Were the pizza pages ripped out of our menu books like pages of a secret diary and sent to Indiana Jones' father in Germany? Was pizza only available through a secret menu a la "In N Out Burger?" We'll probably never know. But it did give me a chance to finally scarf down some much needed protein: a meat sampler!

Steak, sausage, a pork chop, lamb, and not a carb to be found among them. The only thing worth writing home (or in this blog) about was the sausage, which was friggin stupendous. Oh! I almost forgot the inclusion of the little fried balls of dough and panchetta & mozzarella at the beginning of the meal - all of which were awesome. Shaved meats, cheese and LFBoD - all are excellent in this region. Lauren had some crab pasta, which she noted was "tasty."
A quick anticdote from our lunch in Positano:
Peeing costs money here. Usually just .50 euros, but that's like 70 cents American!! Anyway, because they're apparently not technologically advanced enough to have developed the "pay toilet," its someones job to sit by the bathroom and collect your money (and give a receipt! Can you imagine a scenario where I try to return the urine I left? "See man? I've got proof!"). Anyway, a teen-aged Italian, wearing clothes clearly given to him by a cousin who starred in an off-broadway production of Grease accepted my money.
Him: Whey-re you from?
Me: America
Him: Whey-re!? Whey-re?!
Me: Oh, uh - Chicago.
Him: Ah! Boools...Boools...Michael Jordan.
Me: Yes, that's right - the Chicago Bulls.
Him: Boh-stohn Celtic FOUR - Boools THREE! HA!!
And that's the story of how a teen-aged bathroom money collector in Positano talked shit to me about a basketball team that I don't even root for.
Christ, I hate Boston fans.
Italian Food Blog Entry #3: Florence
The first meal of our 4 nights in Firenze actually starts in a town in Amalfi called "Piano di Sorrento." We had made reservations the previous night to take an early morning tour of a very small, local, family run cheese factory called "Michelangelo"

See?
A guy from the factory picked us up from the hotel wearing a Homer Simpson t-shirt so we immediately got excited. After a 10 min "transfer" (Italians say the darndest things) to Pd Sorrento, we were treated to some red wine (yes, at 9:30am), olives, and conversation with our lovely tour guide (and the daughter of the owner), Sara. In order to keep the factory room sanitary, we had to wear little white train conductor hats, green ponchos, and big blue paper socks over our shoes. So as you can imagine, we looked awesome. Actually, you dont have to imagine it:

The tour started in the back of the noisy room where Sara's cousin boils milk in a huge vat with an enzyme called "Rennet" (I think) that congeals the milk into curds so said cousin can separate said congealed milk from the whey.

After shaping the curds into a long play-doh like brick,

boiling hot water is added as a machine churns (thus, cooking it) the solution into a big, sticky glob of gooey, juicey, Led Zeppeliny (in that it was awesome) mozzarella.


The rest of the tour is a bit hazy as from that point forward, I was intoxicated by the INCREDIBLE smell of the freshest cheese imaginable. Lauren and I got to make our own mozz braids and Sara's uncle (pictured above)gave us ratings (Lauren:7, me: 6 - you be the judge).

out of cheese made the old fashioned way - without any machines. Sara's dad used to add boiling water to the cheese himself and do the churning by hand. Like this:

At the end of the tour, we were treated to a sampling of 6 different cheeses, all of which were outstanding, but the plain mozz stood out b/c of the pure freshness (it was only 2 hours old) and it just oozed out cheese juice, or as the Italians call it "milk."

And on the subsequent ride to Florence
Workin' on my train cheese!It was raining upon our arrival in Florence so we ate indoors at a Rick Steves recommendation "Trattoria del Giorgio" on the near west side of town, mainly due to its 2 course+wine+water for only 12 euro per person! offer. Very tradition Tuscan cooking (or so I'm told), my primi was ravioli in butter and sage (delicious) and secondi was scallopini or "veal" (I only found out that this was veal, not scallops after the food arrived) with a heaping side of "fagioli" or "beans" or "what I'm going to start calling my brother when I get home."


Tuscan dishes are known for being very simple and I think this meal was a great example of that. Nothing fancy, just good homemade cooking. Lauren had tortellini bolognese and a beef and artichoke dish (top picture) that was very plain. Plainly delicious!! Eh? Eh? Yeeaaaah.
Day two featured a looong morning (Medici-Ricardi Palace, the Acadamia, and a serial killer museum next to our hotel) so after the HUGE disappointment of finding the highly recommended sandwich shop "Antico Noe" closed, we made our way back to the San Lorenzo market for triply recommended (Alison, Bobbi's friend, Rick Steves) restaurant - Trattoria Za-Za with some very nice outdoor seating in the middle of the Piazza. We split a cheese plate appetizer (mainly so I could eat more pecorino) and then I had my first taste of "cinghale" - wild boar, in a papardelle pasta.

Pretty good - a little thicker and chewier than ground beef - almost brisketish and very fresh, toothsome papardelle. Laurens ravioli in bolognese was also pretty good, but I was a little surprised that EVERYONE recommended this place.
After a short nap (Lauren) and a walk via the Ponte Vecchio (disappointing) to the peaceful shade of the Boboli Gardens, we went to dinner someplace fancy: Osteria dell'Olio. This place was recommended by Matt's friend Kate and located only a few blocks from the hotel, on a small side street just west of the Duomo. I didn't realize just how fancy it was until the wine list showed up boasting bottles in the 3-4000 euro range. But, no matter, they also had one for 21 euros that I ordered much to our waiter's chagrin.
We split a seafood salad appetizer

a primi of duck fettucine

and a secondi of the famous bistecca alla fiorentina

First the duck fettucine: BOY F*&^$%G HOWDY! Second best pasta of the trip, I-tell-you-what, complete with gnocchi-like fireworks. It came in a creamy, buttery sauce that wasn't TOO much of either, topped with shaved truffles and melted cheese (romano? I cant remember). The duck had been smoked and sliced into thin, prosciutto-like rounds, surrounding the pasta. Although we were splitting the dish, Lauren's worry about what it might do to her stomach allowed me to devour about 3/4 of it. Did I marry the right girl or what?
Next, bistecca alla fiorentina - a steak dish (t-bone) sold by the (hundred) gram at almost every restaurant we saw in Florence. They serve it on a hot plate, table side, with roasted potatoes that are out of this world. The steak itself was thick, incredibly tender, and cooked to a PERFECT medium rare. But not particularly flavorful, and at 4.50 euro per etta (100 grams)....cmon! But I was glad to be able to try it at least once and partially got what all the fuss was about. We also met a couple at the table next to us from Cleveland who lived almost exactly by my old apt there. Unfortunately (for all four of us) they turned out to be vapid douches, so we decided not to hang out with them. Plus it was well past midnight and a good two hours past Lauren's bed time. Oh yeah, the 21 euro bottle of red wine? Still better than anything I've had in the states. Then again, I know very little about red wine.
Day 3 in Florence wasn't spent in Florence at all, actually but instead traveling through Tuscany via tour bus with our Italian tour guide Jeremy who's fondness of saying the phrase "ok people, we are arrived" despite an otherwise excellent grasp of the English language didn't go more than 10 minutes without being mocked/imitated by me.
We started the day in the mid evil, tower filled town of San Gimignano where we stopped into a local sandwich/deli stop to order some sandwiches for lunch.
I ordered a sandwich consisting purely of regional specialties: thinly sliced cinghale, pecorino, and pesto.

We shot this photo of the sandwich in the shade, lest you be blinded by its awesomeness.
I gotta say - if you're traveling in Italy on a tight budget, sandwiches are the way to go! Cheap, huge, and full of flavor. The bread in Florence is infamous for lacking any flavor whatsoever due primarily to being cooked with a lack of salt. But the texture of it is absolutely perfect. Very crunchy and flaky on the outside, soft and chewy in the middle. Its made that way so that it can take on the flavor or whatever sauce you're sopping up with it. So fill it with a combination of 2 or more tasty sandwich ingredients and watch out!
Here's a pizza in Sienna that we didnt eat.

Here are some friendly fellows in Sienna that we didnt eat with:

After our tour through Sienna and a wine tasting in Chianti, we made our way back to Florence, and headed directly for the hotel to sneak in a little nap (Lauren). And then, off to the south side of the Arno River

mmm, that's good Arno!
again for a restaurant that Laurens parents made sure we knew about - they even gave us its business card - Trattoria Pandemonio. Due to the unfortunate picture incident on the way back, I cant seem to find any pictures of it - but there's proof below that we were there.

The place was beautiful - set in a wonderful garden behind the restaurant, and the friendliest owners you'll ever met. We had two pastas - a pesto/tomato papardelle (wait, I found another picture)

and a cheesy shrimp risotto that was SO good and rich, that we didn't even care that there wasn't any discernible shrimp in it. We were also the only people there speaking English, which was a nice change from the rest of Florence - we actually felt like we were in a foreign country, and not an American college campus.
Day 4, and our last full day in Florence. Better make it a good one, culinary-wise of course. We started our day off at the Florence Science museum. Unfortunately, a lot of it was closed for repairs but we did get to learn about what a badass Gallelio was. Alas, he has very little, if anything to do with food - so onward we'll march.
And that onward turned out to be the best sandwich I'd had since....well, yesterday. But this one was even better - we'd decided to take another chance on Anticoe Noe (highly recommended, but unfortunately closed the last time we went there).
Holy worthwhile Batman!!

Roasted pork, pecorino (obviously) and peppered, chopped eggplant...I think this was the #8. Gigantic, cheap, and an encyclopedia of tastes all on one sandwich. And just look at that bread! I may only eat sandwiches the next time I'm here. Why don't people talk about this more?
We hiked out to Piazzale Michelangelo in the afternoon/early evening, which doesn't have anything to do with food again, but I'm gonna include a picture anyway, because...man, look at that.

Plus, I got to fulfill a life-long dream of drinking Duff beer:

Why, in the name of capitalism, don't they have this in the states? Honestly? Anyone?
For dinner, we went back to the area east and south of the duomo (near Antico Noe). The first place we tried going to was expensive and had a long wait and I cant remember the name of it, but here's a picture of Bruce Springsteen with it's owner:

And also Chevy Chase:

Two things are for certain: celebrities love this guy. And that guy loves necklaces.
So we went a little further south and west to a place widely recommended - Aqua el Due. Sure, it didn't have quite the celeb power of the first place, but shit, John Cusack loved it!

Per yet another LTH recommendation, we had the tasting platter for 2. The pastas ranged from good to excellent, but I'll post a picture of the best one. What else? The gnocchi:

In gorgonzola, this was almost as good as the dish in Rome. So what is it, exactly? I'd heard about the gnocchi "melting in your mouth" in Italy but quite unfortunately only sampled that texture twice. How do they do it, and how come only some of them do it and MUCH more importantly, what do we have to do to replicate that over here? If nothing else, where can I find more of it the next time I'm in Italy. I would seriously eat ONLY gnocchi on a trip to Italy if I knew that every kind would be that kind. Hopefully I can find out before I return.
Last but not least, we shared the famous blueberry steak. An extremely tender filet, Lauren especially was shocked by how good this was. Thank you LTH, I would have never known this dish existed since I have no idea what the Italian word for "blueberry" is, nor would I have thought it sounded appetizing. But good lord, was it ever!

Just look at that. There's no way to really explain how those two flavors could blend together so well, but they truly did. I'm pretty sure I licked up the remaining sauce directly from the plate when the filet was done.
Before going back to Rome the next day, we headed over to the indoor San Lorenzo market. Famous for its food, as opposed to the outdoor market which is famous its fake designer clothes and handbags. This place was as enjoyable for its vast array of appetizing cheeses as it was for its vast array of unappetizing parts of the cow that we dont generally eat in the US.
Cheese heaven:
Now, courtesy of the food council, please help yourself to this tripe!

Mom, can I have a second helping of cow face?

Back in Rome - how fantastic that I happened to be wearing my Hot Dougs shirt this day:

Dinner in Rome that night was interesting to say the least. We searched for, and surprisingly easily found Dar Buffetto - a Roman pizza place that's gotten high marks via various internet sources. What we didn't know was that Italy's version of the soup Nazi owns this place, and runs it like a total a-hole. I'll explain.
We sat down at a table outside, as it was a lovely night and the last one of our honeymoon. Each table had six seats, and it was clear that people were eating communally, so we sat down (after asking a waiter if we could) on the outside of a table where another couple was eating on the inside. But not for long. The same waiter came over to us, and explained in very broken english that he'd like us to move to middle seats at another table. Of course, we didnt want to, as we'd be rather squished in those circumstances, so we politely declined. Not 30 seconds later, the owner came over - sweaty and PISSED. He banged on the table and screamed at us in Italian and pointed to the other seats. No thanks, I said - we're going to sit here. He furiously took the paper tablecloth off of our table and pointed at the exit. Well, what the hell was I supposed to do now? I had seen a picture online of the pizza, pretty similar to this one:
and dammit, I wanted that! Lauren demanded we leave. "What about your dignity!?" she inquired? Clearly, I'd traded that in a long time ago for a chance at the above. So what could we do? We went inside. We sat down and for most of the meal (which was pretty damn good), my view wasnt quite as good as it had been outside.
But she stuck it out, god bless her and dinner conversation revolved around how we couldnt wait to get back to the greater New York/New Jersey area, where people treat you with some common courtesy!
So that's pretty much it. Some great pastas, pizzas, meats, vegetables, sandwiches, and views. And some crappy to average food too. But it didnt seem to matter whether our restaurant decisions had been previously informed or not, as the best meal of the trip happened on a whim. Married life started off about as great as you could ask for though, and even though we never threw a coin in Trevi Fountain, I've got a feeling we'll be back.
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