Dave148 wrote:Are Those Gold Teeth or Did You Just Eat in the Gaudiest Place on Earth?
An edible-gold arms race is on in the United Arab Emirates, and the upscale treats can be a mess to eat. ‘I had gold all over my teeth and my mouth.’
https://www.wsj.com/articles/are-those- ... 1546966565
David Cross used to do a bit about being served edible gold in restaurants:
"But the very last dessert, the pièce de résistance, was a pyramid-shaped, chocolate sculpture-thing with real live gold shaved onto the top of it. Gold. You know the pretty metal that has no discernible taste to it? There it was, on top of our candy. Mocking all who had labored to bring it forth from whatever underground cave, in whatever shithole country where it originated. (I'm talking to you, Australia and South Africa!) This, it occurs to me, might be the ultimate "fuck you" to the poor of the world. Let's see...it's tasteless, odorless, and the nutritional benefits are nil. In other words, the only pleasure one might receive from the gold shaving (visual) is nullified as soon as it's eaten. Hmmm…it's kind of fun to wonder, though, how many people got injured, or maimed, or even killed getting that piece of gold to your table and into your stomach. "